1. The Rhythm Thief (5:15)
2. How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall ? (3:50)
3. What Are All These Bands So Angry About ? (3:32)
4. I Married Myself (4:58)
5. Ride 'Em Cowboy (4:20)
6. My Baby's Taking Me Home (4:42)
7. Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold. (4:11)
8. Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls (7:07)
9. Suburban Homeboy (2:58)

czas całkowity - 41:02

- Russell Mael / vocal, programming, production
- Ron Mael / keyboards, programming, orchestrations, production
- Dean Menta / guitar
- Tammy Glover / drums